Karen Yuen, development director, Elementary Poisons Inc.
Lucia Luu, research director, Elementary Poisons Inc.
us at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com
is historically the poison of choice for many murders, in reality and in
fiction. Elementary Poisons Inc. is a rapidly growing company that specializes
in customized deaths. We take great pride in the purity of our products
and the fact we have achieved a 100% customer satisfaction rate. All you
have to do tell us the intended victim's facts (i.e. body mass, height,
method of disposal, etc.) and we give you a dosage tailored to your needs.
Elementary Poisons Inc. produce many types of poisons but our specialty
is of course, ARSENIC - the haute couture
of the poison world. Before you make your decision to contact us, think
about all the people that have ever snubbed you, your ever-growing black
ball list, and that pesky professor that seems to always give the hardest
exams - wouldn't it better place if these people didn't exist? We can HELP
you achieve this. Read through our information catalogue, and when you
have made your decision, contact us and we will sit down and discuss your
options. This is entirely CONFIDENTIAL,
we look forward to hearing from you. ALL MAJOR
CREDIT CARDS ARE ACCEPTED.
Find out what you need by taking the time to read through the information provided in the following pages and make an informed decision.
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